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Confessions of a Former Helium Head

Monday, June 22, 2009

Back to the Future of Journalism by David Arthur Walters







Massachusetts Senator John Kerry, Chairman of the US Senate Commerce Subcommittee on Communications, Technology, and the Internet, was so alarmed by The New York Times Co.’s threat to close his financially distressed hometown paper, the Boston Globe, that he called a hearing of the subcommittee to order on May 6, 2009 to consider the future of organized journalism.

The New York Times Co. bought Senator Kerry’s beloved Boston Globe from Affiliated Publications for $1.1 billion back in 1993. The Globe, a full service newspaper, was founded in 1872, and went public in 1973. The Jordan family and Taylor family maintained a financial interest in the paper since its founding; the families received substantial New York Times Co. stock at the buyout. The descendants of Charles H. Taylor continued to manage the paper after the buyout, until late 2000.

Now the paper is suffering. The advent of the Internet long before the Great Recession gets a large share of the blame for diminishing advertising revenues. The Times Company is blamed for financial mismanagement during good times. Frank Phillips, one of the Globes’s most respected reporters, has charged the Times with “Wall Street journalism”, and with squeezing profits out of the Globe even during an economic downturn. He said that during bad times the Taylor family used to operate the paper for slim profits or even a loss rather than let the Globe wither, but not the Times Co.

Of course the future of journalism is a topic of inordinate concern to a number of corporate newspapers throughout the country who are drowning in red ink and consequently blame their predicament on the Great Recession and the Internet. They are watching the Globe/Times controversy intently because they believe some workable compromise may be forged that may become a model for their viable future. Their worst critics claim that the mainstream press is getting exactly what it deserves for buying into free-market deregulation ideology, and for selling out its readers and the truth to the corporate power elite including warmongering profiteers, greedy real estate developers, and avaricious Wall Street paperhangers. (1) Let the papers fold, they say, blogging citizen journalists will take up the slack for what passes for truth.

Much of the opposing criticism during the rush to war was well taken although repressed by the National Establishment’s propaganda organ, the jingoistic mainstream media. Carl Schmitt, theorist of the ‘Total’ and the jurisprudential godfather of the Bush Administration’s pre-emptive attack and emergency suspension of constitutional safeguard policies, had advanced the notion that leaders must fabricate truth to get anything done in a democracy with all its conflicting factions. Newspaper readers gradually became wise to the deception, thanks in part to newspapers that did leak the truth from time to time, and to alternative sources of fact and opinion on the Internet – which at this writing the Obama administration for the National Establishment would “nationalize” for national security reasons because America’s hacking enemies have cost Americans $200 billion over the last two years.

The fact of the matter became increasingly plain for all who had eyes to see, that the news was being routinely manipulated and slanted to suit the ideological prejudices of the power elite who own and control the Establishment and its mass media trumpets. We know very well that some of the editors, reporters, and columnists of our local corporate press subsidiaries associate with operatives within the “intelligence community” – after all, the corporate media is towards the top of the apex of the Establishment, a key component of the military-industrial-energy complex. Notwithstanding their familiarity and identification with the power elite, the media controllers, when terrified by the officially defined enemies within and without, believe they have a duty to press the orthodox dogma while suppressing dissent, wherefore we are not surprised when it is eventually revealed that media managers and employees actually censor objections and press patriotic dogma. And some of them do this not only because they feel they must be patriotic or altruistic but because they receive payments and favors from employers, government agencies, and war profiteers.

Wherefore intelligent newspaper readers have become cynical, read their papers with a jaded eye, and learn to never believe outright anything they read in newspapers, especially in the editorial pages. They increasingly turn to the Internet as a source of diverse perspectives on crucial issues. In fine, readers do not trust newspapers anymore – they have gotten a bad reputation since they were consolidated into publicly-owned newspaper chains and the public trust obviously betrayed locally. But we still want them around for the good they have done and might still do – opinionating bloggers, citizen journalists, and Web2.0 news aggregators need major newspaper reports as grist for their mills because, despite all their faults, they are cloaked in legitimacy by the authorities people love to envy if not admire. I recall being told by my sixth grade teacher that everyone should read the newspaper every day if she or he wants to know what is going on and how to succeed.

No, we cannot succeed without our newspapers, whether they are online or in our hands. Senator Kerry said that his subcommittee would discuss the implications of the closing of newspapers such as the Globe on the future of journalism and the country. It is important, he said, to "preserve the core society function served by independent and diverse media" and to question whether online journalism will "sustain the values of professional journalism the way the newspaper industry has." Maryland Senator Ben Cardin chimed in later on, stating that online journalism does not supply the in-depth reporting and investigative journalism provided by traditional newsrooms that are essential to a free society.

‘Regulation’ is the key word again now that the power elite, including their cabinet, the United States Congress, and their press, have blindly led the world towards a supposedly inevitable, disastrous uncovering of the truth they managed to suppress for quite awhile, a veritable apocalypse inviting, if you will, the wrathful doom of the god sometimes identified with the ultimate truth, The Truth. If the dwindling major papers are to be bailed out in order to survive, some critics say they should be regulated. Yes, the government may have to intervene in some way or the other so that the newspaper business can be profitable in the future. Maybe taxpayers should fund a nonprofit press in the interim, a Public Press System. Alberto Ibarguen, President and Chief Executive Officer of the Knight Foundation, testifying at the hearing on the future of journalism, said that nonprofit status for newspapers might allow them to "extend their useful life until we figure out what's next and what online model can afford professional journalism."

Mr. Ibarguen, a lawyer with a financial background, was the publisher of the Miami Herald until succeeded by Jesus Diaz Jr., an accountant. Mr. Diaz, much to the credit side of our general ledger, fired three journalists for accepting payments from the United States Government for working for anti-Cuba-propaganda media organs –seven journalists who did not work for the Herald were also implicated – but he caved into pressure from Miami’s government-supported anti-Castro elite, rehired the journalists, and resigned, claiming that the journalists violated the ethical principle of independence. Mr. Ibarguen is a well known member of the Big Business-Big Government Establishment: His most recent relationships include positions such as an advisory council member of the Public Company Accounting Oversight Board; as a director of the Council of Foreign Relations; as director on the boards of AMR Corporation, PepsiCo, and ProPublica; and chairman of Newseum.

The Knight Foundation has granted grubstakes to several Internet journalism experiments, including $1.1 million to hyperlocal information aggregator EveryBlock.com, which, in the name of journalism, links databases of news stories, crime reports, police crime logs, building-permit records and the like together. Yet Mr. Ibarguen apparently feels that it is wise for taxpayers to bail out corporate newspaper journalism until the corporations figure out how to make a profit on journalism, whatever its form, i.e. how to control journalism for the greater good of the corporatist system. But in that case, say those who are under the illusion that newspapers are really independent, we might as well kiss the independent press goodbye. (Can the truth ever be independently told, or fully told for either private or public profit?) The truth is better told independently, or so they say, by so-called “citizen journalists” on the Web instead of by press prostitutes adhering to the beck and call of their pimps, the bean-counting gatekeepers who preside over the press for the godfathers in Wall Street’s shadows.

We may abhor derogatory terms, but perhaps the term ‘prostitute’ would be better applied to derogate those who sell their souls instead of their bodies, including so called press putas or professional journalists, an act even worse than selling one’s body unless one is a soulless materialist or a wage slave. Eileen McNamara, a Pulitzer-prize-winning, former columnist for the Boston Globe, implied that the Globe is a whore when she called its owner, the Times, a pimp: the highly regarded Brandeis University teacher confessed that the Times “pimped” the Globe out for profit in the booming 1990s, and then “pillaged” her during lean times. (NYT 5/8/09) At this writing we don’t know if Ms. McNamara participated in the alleged prostitution ring she presently declaims.

Arianna Huffington, co-founder and editor-in-chief of the Huffington Post, testifying at Senator Kerry’s hearing on The Future of Journalism, said she opposed government intervention into journalism, and testified that the future of journalism is to be found in “a linked economy, its search engines, it's online advertising, its citizen journalism, and the foundations supporting investigative journalism. That's where the future is, and if you can't find your way to that, then you just can't find your way." She said newspapers must adapt to the Internet and make their money from clicks instead of subscriptions – alas, Internet users are used to getting information for nothing, and their clicks do not provide enough revenue for a real newspaper to live on. She rightly pointed out that the conventional media missed the truth about the biggest stories of our time: the coming of war and financial disaster.

Her antagonist at the hearing, seasoned newspaper reporter David Simon, said that Huffington Post journalists do not show up for zoning hearings and the like, and that the Huffington model, i.e. armchair journalism, would provide corrupt politicians with lucrative field days: “You do not – in my city -- run into bloggers or so-called citizen journalists at City Hall, or in the courthouse hallways or at the bars and union halls where police officers gather. You do not see them consistently nurturing and then pressing sources. You do not see them holding institutions accountable on a daily basis.”

Mr. Simon did not mention that the ‘hyper-local” news site, Patch.com, created and funded by AOL’s chief, Tim Armstrong, hires journalists in each locality covered, to attend school board meetings and the like, and to hang out in coffee shops with their laptops and cameras. Patch also solicits information from local readers. Nor did Mr. Simon discuss Rue89, a successful French site that includes input from skilled journalists, expert knowledge, and amateur participation that is fact-checked and edited by the site’s reporters. Readers, who, as in the United States, believe the mainstream press is incredible, find Rue89’s stories and investigations quite credible.

Notwithstanding the notion that citizen journalists could care less about the facts, never mind distorting them, and would probably, because nobody would remain to dig into facts or files, pollute our “democracy” with toxic journalism, subjecting this great nation of ours to a tyrannical, uninformed opinion poll, the “citizen journalist” is still held up as the hero on the leading edge of the publishing revolution – some call it devolution. The Knight Foundation of Miami has awarded $837,000 to Printcasting, whereby “citizen journalists” can create their own publications and hustle advertisers for support. “Printcasting” is an “aggregator” of information from Web sites that have agreed to the scheme. The Bakersfield Californian is testing Printcasting, getting the bulk of its content from 3,600 blogs written by readers.

Mr. Simon said the very phrase “citizen journalist” struck his ear as virtually “Orwellian.” This statement elicited in some conservative hearers at the hearing a conservative’s standard image of illiterate French rabble marching on the Bastille, waving copies of Rousseau’s ‘Rights of Man’ overhead, overcoming the guards, sticking their heads on pikes and tearing out their hearts and eating them, proclaiming that members of every nation who joins them in the sacrifice of rejected authority shall become liberated citizens of the free and ‘republican’ (democratic) world.

What the citizen reader who still reads religiously would really like to hear is the honest-to-goodness truth, and not truths fabricated by citizen journalists from fragments collected by machines from all over the World Wide Web. Alas, the constructivists, who claim that truth is manmade and has little to do with any thing-in-itself or reality, because human nature is essentially fallible, are having a rather pernicious, long-term influence on the world, for in the end the truth will be known, and those made intimate with it in their falseness shall be crushed as flat as matzo by reality’s doom. The truth is a means to an end, that end being the happiness of the human race, yet some folks would ignore truth because it does not correspond to their immediate needs and wants.

Why even bother with facts if only opinions count? Did not President Wilson say “to hell with the facts” when said facts flew in the face of his divinely intuited schemes? Furthermore, says the devil’s advocate, if there are opinions without facts or events to support them, and simpletons like to hear about facts, why not just make up facts? In any case the activist historian and journalist will interpret whatever facts he chooses to report in such a way to persuade his readers to accomplish some great good.

Now we should know that any perception of an object is in part judgmental, so the selection and perception of any fact is in part prejudicial; but newspaper reporters who collect, filter and report objective information are not supposed to deliberately falsify facts to suit their prejudices or personal interests, or to fabricate facts that have never occurred. When a “fact” depends too much on someone’s opinion, an independent journalist will, like an ethical lawyer, report contrary opinions for our considered judgment. Many bloggers or armchair journalists who consider themselves “citizen journalists” could care less about such ethical issues because of their inability or unwillingness to concentrate on abstract subjects for very long; they may believe that whatever feels good to them at the moment is good for everyone else.

Even writers for reputable newspapers such as the Boston Globe have occasionally fabricated stories on their desktops, tales that somehow passed muster with their editors. Globe columnist Patricia Smith resigned in 1998 after it was discovered that she had fabricated people and quotations in several of her columns. And Globe’s Mike Barnicle resigned after he fabricated a story about two cancer patients. The Globe apologized in 2004 for printing fantasy pictures lifted from an Internet porno site, graphic pictures of U.S. soldiers supposedly raping Iraqi women – not that any such rapes, part of the warrior’s traditional booty, never occurred. In 2005, the Globe was forced to retract Barbara Stewart’s story describing disturbing events of a seal hunt near Halifax, Nova Scotia, before the event had even taken place – when you know what is going to happen from previous experience, why bother seeing it happen again?

Those most glaring incidents along with other, allegedly quotidian fabrications and distortions of local events offended many Globe readers, who blamed the rag’s predicament on “poor reporting…laziness… deference to officialdom – it’s easier to quote a spokesperson than to do the actual research….” An anonymous reader said s/he had to compile the real facts about an issue and send them along to the misreporting Globe, who then changed its tune but with no thanks in return: “What the hell good is a newspaper if the readers have to fact-check it all? That's what the paper itself is supposed to be doing - it began when every writer began to see himself/herself as a “journalist” and not a reporter. Your days of fabricating stories are over. The cost of these unreasonably high profit expectations, in the form of diluted and less serious, less substantive news, could be high for a nation whose democracy literally depends on an informed citizenry.”

Now, then, with the supposedly impending demise of the gate-keeping, hardcopy mainstream press, which has always been the propaganda organ for the Establishment despite its internal, oligarchic conflicts, and occasional external opposition from a few newspaper intellectuals, we may mistakenly suppose that the citizenry may inform itself even better via unorganized citizen journalists. The “free” press that was never free will be replaced by what? Anarchy?

Hardly! The Establishment must not let the mainstream media fail it, because the majority of authoritarian-oriented people, despite their ambivalence, respect it and believe the most of what they are fed. The corporate press is too important to the survival of the Establishment hence the Nation to fail. The official gospel, no matter how costly, must be disseminated. Freewheeling, freeworking bloggers must not get the upper hand; if they are to constitute the future of journalism, the corporatists must organize them and take control on behalf of their masters at the apex of the national pyramid – a licensing scheme would certainly be helpful, and only those who received an education from a certified corporation should get a license. A way must be found to bail out the professional marching band. The hogs at the trough claim that the future of journalism does not hang on the issue of money but on its quality, yet that quality must be purchased. Knowledge, as Bacon said, may be power, but money is more powerful, for it can buy and control the vital information. Yes, the bomb is more powerful than the keyboard when recruits are wanted – the ancient Chinese inscribed the “news” on their swords.

Journalism, to be effective, Mr. Simon claimed at the hearing, must be a paid profession. Post-modernists may rally around the cry that information itself wants to be free, he said, but “it costs money to hire the best investigators and writers…the best editors.” Recent history proves beyond a doubt that unregulated free-market capitalism produces “little of social value.” Moreover, “laissez-faire” theories have “burned the poor, the middle class and the consumer… bloating the rich and mortgaging the very future of the industry (and) the country itself.” Whether funded publicly or privately, “High-end journalism can and should bite any hand that tries to feed it.”

Another publisher on the leading edge of that bright future happens to be Web publisher Helium Exchange Inc., the Andover, Massachusetts owner and operator of Helium.com, which claims that it is the “face of the publishing revolution” where “great writing rises to the top,” and is “the first true meritocracy in the publishing industry,” was touted in a March 1, 2007 New York Times podcast as a budding organizer of “citizen journalism,” “separating wheat from chaff, providing some hierarchy of value to the booming, buzzing confusion out there.” To that end it relies on the magic of “Web2.0 tools,” which turn out to be, when carefully examined, an incestuous writer-rating and -ranking system employing a traditional scalar consensual method that has little scientific merit except to create a “buzz” and provide a great deal of user-generated “content,” the overwhelming bulk of which is unpaid for – only participating writers are allowed to rate contributions to topics the corporate administrators and their minions believe will be of interest to real publishers, who are expected, in turn, to buy some of the content on the cheap, saving them the cost of hiring professional writers; a pittance of the fees paid, after Helium’s cut, will be remitted to the few lucky writers who make the grade by furiously rating other writers when submitting hundreds of articles. A supposedly top Helium™ writer who has identified herself as ‘Candace’ in an external blog (created by another Helium™ writer to present Helium™ as a means to earn money at home) and to criticize writers such as HE™, who criticizes Helium™ policies and claims that the Helium corporation is exploiting writers for content on the cheap and mostly for nothing, claims that she has posted 900 articles at Helium in 31 months. As of yet ‘Candace’ has not fully identified herself so we may examine the quality of her articles, nor has she revealed her average monthly earnings.

In other words, the “community” of Helium’s citizen journalists, to obtain status, must not only write but must also rate one another’s written opinions on such topics as "Is the New Contraceptive Pill That Stops Menstruation Healthy for Women." So the Helium™ brand of truth is established by a popular opinion contest among presumably the most sophisticated opinionators or sophists, who, in this instance, may be males that have had no medical education nor must they have any experience menstruating whatsoever. Newspaper editors are expected to swoop into the Helium™ Marketplace to pick up the best articles under that topic or another, such as "The importance of self-image in the business world.” If the subject is real estate, evidently the writer needs to know next to nothing about real estate, at least according to Helium’s oft-quoted Senior Steward, Rex Trulove: "It is surprisingly easy to write about real estate if a person lives in a town or knows someone who does. Not a lot of research is required.” All the real estate researcher needs to do is call that someone, perhaps a single friendly realtor. This constructivist knowledge will be passed on to the public as knowledge of reality by Helium’s publisher-partners such as Hearst, which recently signed an agreement with Helium.

“Think about the main argument against user-gen out there,” effused Helium CEO Mark Ranalli during the Times podcast. “Sure, there's a tiny amount of great stuff among so much junk, and how can you find the good stuff? Helium's answer to that is to throw a set of 2.0 tools against the problem. User rankings, star ratings, a meritocracy that rewards the best stuff with money and recognition. It's a set of tools – but more importantly, a way of thinking – that should have a lot of resonance with those news sites trying to figure out how to engage and to apply quality-centric standards to non-staff written content.”

William B. Huff, former president and 25-year veteran of the Boston Globe, is listed as Chairman of Helium’s Board of Directors. Peter Newton, Helium’s Vice President of Business Development, enjoyed an 18-year career with the Boston Globe. Both men are accountants who initially served the Globe as internal auditors and controllers. We do not know whether or not Senator Kerry is familiar with these esteemed gentlemen or with the Helium™ model, hence we are sending along our files for his subcommittee’s consideration. The subcommittee shall see that the Helium™ model, in the name of “civilized” discourse, i.e. commercial civilization, does not tolerate self-criticism whether it is hand-biting or back-biting. Writers who refuse to be loyal ‘Helium Heads’ have their criticism deleted. Indeed, any sort of criticism whether positive or negative that Helium administrators believe may harm their image is routinely deleted. Freelance author and website critic Craig Kohler, who holds degrees in Religion, Philosophy, and Architecture, studied Helium’s censorship program and concluded:

“Helium.com has been actively removing questions and answers that address valid issues pertaining to the website or are otherwise relevant to Helium.com content or contributors, all without warning or explanation. This systematic deletion has taken place despite the fact that Helium is a user-driven site for writers that claims to celebrate multiple viewpoints…. Helium.com also claims that all articles are of value to the site and can earn people money indefinitely. Apparently, these claims do not always apply to articles that point out negative or problematic aspects of Helium.com.” (2)

Critics have been banned from the Helium site; their intellectual property, however, has been seized and displayed pursuant to an unconscionable adhesion “agreement” that not even lawyers bother to read until burned – its fluctuation terms are designed to massively exploit the writing community with big-opportunity rhetoric for very little or no pay. In some cases writers’ bylines have been replaced by numbers; e.g. “Name Withheld No. 9”. A former Helium Head, an advocate of the Power to Delete whose service mark is HE™, alleges that the Helium™ User “Agreement” is an invalid adhesion contract hence Helium’s refusal to discontinue displaying writing, for which it has paid no consideration, on its website against the will of writers may constitute violations of civil and criminal copyright law.

Again, those most interested in the future of journalism, that it be competent and truthful, testify that the main concern is the quality of journalism; but in the next breath they imply that good quality cannot be had without a good business model, i.e. a profitable system. Mark Ranalli, the president of Helium Exchange Inc. referred contemptuously in the Times podcast mentioned above to the low quality of content “contributed” to his site: "Of the first 100,000 contributors, thousands of them should have their computers removed.” John Rozen, Helium’s Vice President of Operations, did not respond to suggestions for the installation of a heuristic program whereby the self-taught citizen journalist would follow specific “pop-up” rating guidelines based on generally acceptable journalistic and critical literary guidelines for each article rated, thus inculcating the standard in himself for application to his own journalism.

Some of the best journals in the history of our race were kept by unpaid journalists – good journalists had the prestige of their names, but no legal copyright Why should the collection, filtering and reporting of information be a sort of trade secret to be monopolized by graduates of certified schools so the graduate can obtain a job and press credentials with a respected journal?

Why? For Business-as-Usual! Some folks worry that the Senate will do nothing about the future of journalism, while others worry that it will do something. We may rest assured that, whatever the Big Business-Big Government partnership does, we will have Business-as-Usual in America and plenty of free airtime for its national president short of a true publishing revolution. People are going to have to pay, one way or another. They are going to have to make sacrifices, one way or another, to keep the power elite in business, for the main business of our government is business, and they are not going to let their advertising and propaganda organs go down the tubes.


NOTES:

(1) Indeed, corporate newspapers, in their haste to please both Main Street and Wall Street at the same time, put the accountants in charge and became little more than advertisements posing as news for the power elite’s pet projects – not that accountants cannot tell a good tale, especially when keeping tallies for the powers-that-be does not pay well enough, in which case the proverbial tyrant’s bookkeepers, who learned to give their own accounts of events instead of keeping inventory accounts for kings, have at times incited the people to riot.

Knight Ridder’s Miami Herald, until McClatchy took over, was a case in point – about the only reason a poor man would subscribe to the old Herald is because people would know he was dead before he began to stink, by the papers piled up at his door. But we take another example of press prostitution, where the scribes subscribed to the will of the dynasts: Knight-Ridders’ Kansas City Star.

The Star, following the lead of its city mayor (Kay Barnes) and city manager (Wayne Cauthen), prostituted itself out whole hog to real estate developers in the name of revitalization, decorating its front page with “news” articles and features blatantly boosting whatever the downtown developers desired. Just for starters, the corporate welfare included a complimentary downtown headquarters for needy H&R Block, whose revenue was then a paltry $2,100,000,000. The Kansas City Star’s cut for its unbalanced boosterism was a $200,000,000 downtown printing plant facility. The power of imminent domain was invoked to seize downtown properties from longstanding, profitable businesses to make way for the businesses favored – just as imminent domain was invoked in Manhattan to deliver a new Times Square headquarters to New York Times Co, over the objections of a longstanding profitable business.

As over $500,000,000 was committed to the revitalization of downtown landlords, bankers, and big corporations while basic services to the poorest city dwellers were slashed, objections to the plundering were ignored pursuant to the Ignore Naysayers doctrine, which had been officially proclaimed by Mr. Cauthen in the press. Take for instance this representative example of the arrogant and dismissive attitude of the mayor's office, expressed in a June 4, 2004 letter by Mayor Barnes' Director of Administration, Richard DeHart, implying that anyone who begs askance of her proposals is not, like her, an optimistic progressive helping the community but is rather a pessimistic regressive who wants to hurt the community: "She has to frequently battle naysayers who think Kansas City can't do this or shouldn't do that. The Mayor is more focused on helping Kansas City move ahead instead of looking for reasons why we can't or won't."

No doubt the mayor and the city manager thought it would be more productive to just ignore naysayers than to do battle with them, and their major propaganda organ, the Star, seldom published naysaying –that was left to bloggers, and to a free sidewalk paper that the elite who did their thinking in the upper boxes in the office towers scoffed at as beneath their dignity to respond to. Eventually the Star recognized the fact that there were “a few” objections to the downtown makeover. Steve Glorioso, one of the mayor's aides, belatedly responding to questions about and objections to the mayor's rush to development, summarily dismissed the questions thus: "The questions raised.... will be answered, we believe, to the satisfaction of everyone but the self-interested." That is to say that the mayor and her clique are altruistic people. while those who disagree are selfish people. Of course we became familiar with that approach, and on a grander scale, during the national government's rush to war, almost universally supported by the press putas and media moguls: all those for the war were patriots, all those against, traitors.

Star reporter Kevin Collison called Walter Cronkite’s cousin, Mayor Kay (‘Mayadevi’) Barnes – who had previously made a career in the positive mental attitude business as president of Kay Waldo Inc., the “best supporting actress” for obtaining development approvals. Finally a big business, a car rental company headquartered in St. Louis, actually objected to the development, hence the Star could not ignore its major advertiser’s concern and at last took up the other side of a downtown revitalization issue at length. Mayor Barnes wanted a new sports arena downtown; it would be supported in part by a rental tax. Mr. Collison said she would have to be the “leading actress” to get a new sports arena approved without a major league team to go with it. She finally publicly recognized the existence of a Naysayer, the car rental company, though she said she could not understand why anyone would actually say Nay. She praised taxpayers for being “brave” enough to fund the proposals that she was making on behalf of the People – better said, the dynastic, paternal clique that runs the city – implying that to do otherwise would be cowardly. She skipped doing her duty at the Democratic Convention in order to stay home and fight Kansas City’s great rival, St. Louis. By diverting attention to this historic civil rivalry, she got her way.

Sports economist Robert Baard had analyzed the arena proposal. He concluded that “People of modest means would subsidize attendance at arena events for the financial privileged.” The same might be said of the new concert hall plan. The downtown development as a whole, bolstered by the tax slush fund, was more for the privileged than the underprivileged. The notorious “white flight” would be finally reversed – the housing department, allegedly corrupted by blacks in favor of blacks, would be shut down for financial mismanagement.

Perspicacious Kansas City individuals, albeit totally ignored due to the Ignore Naysayers doctrine – as a matter of policy the mayor would not meet with ordinary individuals but only with the cooperative leaders of groups – had already arrived at a similar conclusion in respect to most of the downtown revitalization projects that were being rushed to construction. The vested interests and power elite would realize immediate gains in the form of profits on land deals, condominium conversion deals, bond deals, consulting fees, investment banking commissions, architectural fees, construction profits, and the like. As hundreds of millions of dollars were being handed out for the benefit of the already affluent, millions were being cut from the fire and police departments and from health care services to the desperately poor. Intermediate-term, lifestyle advantages were expected from the downtown revitalization as homeless people, working poor and lower middle-class people would be pushed out of the "blighted" downtown by higher housing, food, and entertainment costs during the gentrification process. Homeless people who remained would be contained in shelters in the so-called Compassion Zone on one side of town, near the police station.

“Jonathan’s Building” is also worthy of mention here. Jonathan Kemper, an illustrious member of the Kemper dynasty, is CEO of Commerce Bank and Board President of the Kansas City Library. He deserves credit for getting part of the collection from the “vagrant library” moved from the blighted downtown government center to a beautiful old bank within eyeshot of his Commerce Bank. The renovated bank is the centerpiece of the downtown residential-commercial area dubbed the Library District. The collection was dumbed-down somewhat for the transition. A private security force was installed to protect the new digs and preclude social misfits from misbehaving. The vagrants must now walk across town to attend, but their main concern is still with the restroom facilities, which are greatly improved.

All told, the gem of a library deserves everyone’s respect, and this writer would enjoy living in a condo right across the street from it. But the cost of the renovation and relocation was costly and the new operating costs in comparison to the old are high. The Star trumpeted the new library every inch of the way, and blacked out objections to the cost and to the dumbing-down of the collection. Apparently none of the $50,000,000 raised by Mr. Kemper was devoted to the collection itself or to human resources. The Kansas City Star knew about but did not explain why the cost of physical improvements were over $1,000 per square foot of net added library space, in comparison to a cost in Denver of less than $200 per foot for net additional library space. The newspaper monopoly must have known about but ignored the fact that a brand new building could have been built at the same or less cost, and that the old building might have been renovated for far less money. And then, after the new library was opened, the editors of the Star, under the rubric, 'Library must pursue more ambitious path,' disclosed that the library trustees cut $500,000 for purchasing books and other materials, and said that library hours might be cut back. And what should be done to save the library? "Library trustees should consider asking voters for additional funds." Was not that the plan all along?

The voting public eventually caught on. The web of illusion that ‘Mayadevi’ Barnes had woven over the Heart of America was demolished by Mark Funkhauser, who objected vehemently to her mollycoddling of developers, and was duly elected mayor in 2007. Fortunately, Knight Ridder sold the Kansas City Star to McClatchy in 2006 – Knight Ridder’s trumpet for Miami developers, the Miami Herald, was also thankfully sold to McClatchy, whereupon much dirt was exposed, albeit much too late. The newly owned Star endorsed Mark Funkhauser, and to this day it is amusing to behold the journalist who cottoned to Mayor Barnes most of all flatter him to no end instead. Yes, Madame Barnes had lost her magic power: her maya also failed her in her dismal run for Congress.

Now we must refer to the other side of the story for the sake of balance. We observe that, although force wrongly applied may not get the work wanted done well, it still takes force to get anything done, and it is unfair to criticize the work until projects are complete. Of course we would like the means to be as nice as the ends, but means do require sacrifices for the greater good supposedly at the end.

We might criticize illiterate Tamarlane for his barbaric advertisements, his towers of skulls, but his capital city was grand indeed, thanks not only to physical booty taken, for example, from backsliding infidels in India who had taken up the worship of golden idols again, but to captive intellects also seized – artists, architects, scribes, etc. Tamarlane loved the truth, but it could only be told by the members of a small tribe descended from the Prophet – other critics, including tenants of his shopping center who objected to revitalizations, were beheaded.

Now the jury is still out on the revitalization of the Heart of America. The new downtown Kansas City may very well be recognized as the Jewel of the Midwest in the future, at which time the cost, in comparison to inflated future prices, may seem well worth the result, and then the fact that naysayers were ignored will not matter but to anyone but the naysayers, if they have lived that long: They will not want to be identified as those who said no to such a wonderful thing. After all, Kansas City, Missouri had become a one-cow town since the stockyards were shut down and Sprint fled to Kansas, and that sole cow was mounted on the top of a pole barely to be seen at the edge of the Bottoms (the lower flats, where the railroad yards were). Many Kansas Citians wanted something to be done, anything at all, to break the boredom of their once thriving downtown.

Likewise, for the war in Iraq and Afghanistan, now spreading to Pakistan: A good history may not be told for 25 years; observe Germany, Japan, and South Korea – where the “forgotten” war was not wrong in the end, at least not in comparison to North Korea, although many objected to the means.

See www.downtownkansascity.blogspot.com

(2) Mr. Kohler presents his analysis of key examples of Helium’s censorship at:
http://blogcritics.org/scitech/article/heliumcom-censors-content-deletes-accurate-articles/


Miami Beach
June 1, 2009

On Open Publishing via Themestream.com by David Arthur Walters

WRITERS WANTED

Themestream seeks writers of all kinds and experience levels to publish their writing on the Web, reach thousands of interested readers, and get paid in cash for their work. Visit http://www.themestream.com or email: mailto:employment@themestream.com to become a Themestream author.

The Writers Wanted advertisement in my daily newspaper seemed to be the answer to my dreams. I responded and thus began my career as an Internet writer. I was paid a dime per click on my articles to begin with. Themestream Founder and Chairman Bill Turpin figured the incentive would motivate writers to become the company’s vast promotional force attracting general and email-subscribing readers to the sorts of content the public was passionate or enthusiastic about, stuff they would naturally want to buy and would buy if given this wonderful opportunity to do so. The quality of writing was not expected to be an issue because a simple rating and commentary system, offered to readers at the bottom of each article, would somehow push the best material to the top of the enormous pile.

Themestream was funded by the venture capital firm Kleiner Perkins and Redpoint Ventures. Themestream reportedly ran through $25 million before going broke, all the while describing itself as a "central source for articles, information, and gear related to consumers' personal interests…. Themestream enables experts, publishers, enthusiasts, and first-time authors alike to contribute to the site and help eliminate other people's need to endlessly surf the Internet for useful information and products related to their interests."

I posted the essay below in Themestream’s writing contest category. The contest gatekeepers had selected the topic, ‘Open Publishing,’ as the subject of the contest. Themestream censors deleted the article, claiming that it violated the particular term of its adhesion contract prohibiting the posting of any material that might have, in its sole opinion, a negative impact on its business. I was warned that if I reposted it, my account would be terminated forthwith and I would not be paid any sums previously due to me.

Themestream, citing financial restraints, had at that time already reduced its payments from a dime to two-cents per click, and had limited the total amount paid per article to $350. Its technical platform was floundering and the engineers were fighting desperately to restore stability as contributors, angered by the new payment schedule, and censorship policies, including the deletion of the entire Women Issues category, fled in droves. Some writers had already made many thousands of dollars each by copy-pasting content from other sites onto the Themestream site and setting up automatic “hit rings” to click on the plagiarized posts. Complaints about this conduct were largely ignored to begin with, leading to suggestions of internal corruption. Short-lived Themestream went belly up in 2001.

ON OPEN PUBLISHING

By David Arthur Walters

Honolulu, Hawaii

December 2000

Almost everyone in the civilized world writes. The invention of the printing press and mandatory education has turned nearly everyone into a writer of sorts. But when writers seek fame and fortune in the literary world, they are frustrated by editors. Everyone cannot get rich at once: without those gatekeepers, the literary ship to fame and fortune would soon collapse under the weight of everyone trying to get on board. Until the advent of open publishing on the Internet, this screening process left a multitude of aspiring writers without a means to satisfy their need for public expression, a need greatly aggravated by the diminution of their subjective sense of self in our objectivist age.

The vanity press provided a means to express the depressed and suppressed subject, a way for frustrated authors to publish their own works at their own expense. The fees charged by vanity publishers prohibited the multitude of would-be writers from climbing aboard. Instead of sending the author an unsigned rejection slip, the vanity press endorsed the author's check and signed a contract for its services, a ticket to possible success. On rare occasions, the book enjoyed some success. Regardless of whether or not the book was profitable itself, the well-heeled author felt successful because he had a book to show off to friends, acquaintances, and prospective customers. But the waitress who worked many extra shifts to save enough money to pay off the vanity press to publish her novel was severely disappointed. Indeed, it is believed that the failure of vanity press books has been one of the leading causes of suicide among poor scribblers. At least the cost of producing vanity books fell, thanks to advancing technology, but the vanity press remained beyond the means of many frustrated writers until most recently.

Enter the Internet, the solution to all our problems! Everyone can publish anything, dirt cheap if not for nothing. But who is going to organize the profusion of chaos so everyone can make a killing? Just exchanging email or posting messages on bulletin boards will not provide the publicity frustrated writers need. Along comes Themestream.com, an open publisher with a crazy scheme to make it easy for anyone to publish everything everybody is enthusiastic about; that is, except criticism of the site itself. And here's the clincher: scribblers will be paid for their contributions! How much? Well, it started out at a dime for every hit an author received on his article.

All the writer had to do was unload his works in the frame provided at the website. If he wanted to make serious money, he would to learn how to make hyperlinks and how get high rankings with search engines. He might learn how to induce hundreds of members of social networks to click on his articles, and could set up automatic “hit rings” to run up his totals while he sleeps – if he could sleep knowing he is a fraud. Why bother to write anything when a computer nerd can just copy-paste something off the Internet and get more and more hits every day in the struggle for survival in a vain world where the content is frequently a never-ending stream of superficial trash? Of course the ambitious nerd who enjoys writing might become a technical writer, for technical writing is where the money is today – he might write a success book on how to make a fortune getting traffic to come your way.

To old timers concerned with something more substantial than sheer vanity, something seemed financially unsound with the rosy picture most writers perceived open publishing to be. They believed that open publishing is just another commercial conspiracy. Let those with great expectations micturate in the Global Ocean for nothing, but the serious writer who wants an income rather than a vain exercise knows that there is no free lunch, and that the open publishing enterprise is an advertising scheme, a way to capture an audience and build their enthusiasm for buying things they are interested in. The open publishing scheme is just a way to create a buzz, to generate a mountain of content that will convince people that something great is happening. People can post articles about things they like, and enjoy relating to each other by going around commenting and rating each other’s productions in the little boxes provided for that purpose at the end of the articles.

Vanity is not always a bad thing. We could use more of it now that authority has its subjects literally buried alive in the technical details of a humiliating objective life. Open publishing makes casual writers feel good and even writerly, and nothing is wrong with that given their actual positions in real life, but the free punchbowl is bound to be taken away if the venture is unprofitable. People are going to have pay for their vanity some day, either with their time or with their money, for whatever they get out of the community and its universe of discourse. That may be well worth it in terms of new-found friends. Still there is a negative side to social networking on the Net, especially when its participants can use fictitious identities or “handles” to stir up the awful downward spiral of mutual abuse and “flaming” that sucks so many otherwise friendly people into a bonfire of injury, anger, and vengeance.

As for the quality of writing, one does not have to be a literary critic to see what is really going on at Themestream.com and other open publishing sites. We find a preponderance of mediocrity. We also notice a rapidly growing population of neurotics pouring forth verbiage, people who might but may not buy advertised goods to pacify their anxieties. The commotion or buzz might be profitable for those who want to make purchases or to contribute material to attract those who do, but that remains to be seen as one site after another flops financially. Of course open publishing sites can be wonderful forums for exchanging views and perhaps making a few friends. And much can be learned from mutual abuse providing one can eventually wind up abstaining from it. However, it might be better for professional writers to refrain from posting even their rejected works on open publishing sites lest they tarnish their reputations and lose first rights to boot. Indeed, how many reputable authors do we see posting their works on open publishing sites?

After all, what editor in his right mind would not laugh at the writer who submitted clips from an open publishing site as his credentials? How absurd! On the other hand, we might wonder why editors require clips at all, regardless of their origin, as the proof of anything at all except that some other editor may or may not have had good taste: What goes on in editorial orifices anyway, some sort of imbecilic daisy chain? Thank Athena for the occasional expert who writes a completely absurd article couched in scientific jargon and gets it accepted by a prestigious journal, much to the later embarrassment of its amply credentialed editorial committee. But let us stay on topic and return to open publishing, ala Themestream.com, where editors are supposedly obsolete; where quality, on the whole, has been rendered irrelevant; where justice and money will be more fairly distributed to the writing community, which is almost the world at large nowadays.

As for all the money to be made from hits regardless of the quality of content, it is obvious that, given the rising demand for vanity publishers, the fee paid to anyone who contributes content to open publishing will eventually be reduced to nothing once a site becomes well enough established to attract hordes of contributors and consumers hence sufficient business from advertisers. And if money gets tight, it might even make good business sense to actually charge contributors a monthly minimum rate, if not merely for the exercise of vanity, then for socializing, word processing, and storage.

Again, vanity or a little pride can be its own reward – humility is not as virtuous as it is made out to be. The money paid for hits is a loss-leader to get contributors hooked. And that is just fine for the community who enjoys it. The serious writer does not plead sour grapes here; he simply takes the rhetoric with a grain of salt and exercises discretion instead of pouring out his heart for next to nothing. After all, once a secret is out, it is worthless. So he might simply post a few tantalizing works on the open publishing sites as free advertising. He might as well give it a whirl for nothing, but not stake his life on it. Yes, a few writers will be discovered on the open sites: several have already been contacted.

Other than that, as an advertising means for the relatively unknown writer, open publishing is no place for a professional unless he is writing copy for the ads. But such are the attractions of the vanity that Biblical authors ranted about, quite a few would-be professionals have hastened to post everything they could think of. After all, this is the Information Age where the New Economics makes the fulfillment of dreams possible! If only two cents per hit or even less is maintained, the idea is that, with millions of hits per day, the rate won't matter, everyone will get rich whether they are amateurs or professionals. That is how the Internet works, you know. Or at least we knew that before one or more dot-com companies started failing every day and we saw the alarming results in our hot-fund statements.

Nevertheless, as long as the party lasts and someone else is paying for it, why not give open publishing a few hits? Let the roosters who can sell their articles for umpteen dollars each be very professional while the rest of the flock scratches and scrapes for the pennies as long as they last. But do try to exercise some discretion!

Never Stop Writing




Thursday, June 18, 2009

Helium's English Is Not Good Enough by HE™




Helium’s English Is Not Good Enough
By HE™



[Text quoted below is excerpted from an imperious email issued by Helium.com to its writers outside of the United States. Helium.com is the product of an Internet publishing company whose trademark is Helium™. Parenthetical comments are provided by a former Helium Head whose trademark is HE™]


“As you may be aware, Helium recently changed its policy about accepting contributions from every country around the world. Helium.com instituted this policy as a result of careful consideration of its members and its publishing partners.”


[Every Helium.com participant was not aware of this new policy until frustrated members posted it in blogs. The email was originally sent to participants in foreign countries where English is not the native language, although English speakers in those countries may speak English better than many Brits, Americans, Canadians, et cetera. We suppose they will have to move to English speaking countries if they want to contribute to the enterprise, or at least set up virtual addresses in those countries. However that might be, Helium.com did not ask its members to consider whether or not English speakers from foreign countries where English is not the native language should be discriminated against. Its policies are simply “instituted” i.e. dictated or imperiously handed down. Helium.com is not a writers’ community, cooperative, or “open” WEB2.0 social network as its administrators occasionally imply. Quite to the contrary: even constructive criticism is routinely deleted from its site. There was even less consideration of the will of its members in reaching this dictatorial decision on linguistics than there is consideration paid for content pursuant to Helium’s perpetually changing, non-negotiable, “take it or leave it”, invalid adhesion contract. The great majority of writers receive no consideration whatsoever for their “contributions” because, regardless of the quality of their work, they never reach the $25 payout threshold. The fact of the matter is that Helium Exchange Inc is a Delaware corporation, registered to do business in the State of Massachusetts, whose sole interest is produce a profit for its owners. Its ability to do so is naturally based on its financial resources, its business plan and organization structure, and the abilities of its officers, directors and employees. It is obviously wasting its financial resources on a business plan quite similar to the plans of many other Internet publishing companies that have dismally failed their investors and the writing community because of their closed, hierarchical structure and lack of consideration for and underutilization of the intellectual capital they believe they can inconsiderately exploit for content.]


“Since our goal is to become the top-quality content site on the web, we realize that, as a US-based company, we cannot accept writers from countries where English is not the primary language. It has put those writers at a disadvantage in rating and getting the most from writing on Helium. To prevent frustrations from all writers and to limit staff time spent trying to accommodate non-English-speaking writers, we have decided to stop accepting submissions from locations that may have a negative impact on the quality of our site.”

[English is not the official language of the United States, and Spanish is rapidly becoming its main competitor as the first or primary language of many Americans. In some regions, such as in South Florida, Spanish is the primary language of the majority of residents; but this does not mean that Spanish speakers speak no English or broken English at best – incidentally, popular novels and nonfiction accounts have been written in broken English. In fact, many Spanish speakers are fluent in both languages, and they may have to be fluent in both languages to be employable in a bilingual culture. Likewise, there are many residents of foreign countries whose primary language is English although non-English may be the lingua franca of that country – of course English is often the common language used as a medium of communication where several languages are spoken. Helium’s new policy definitely discriminates against writers based on their native language, country of origin, and place of residence, and effectively eliminates many fine writers of English. It cannot be said that the policy was designed for the convenience of the writing community, so that “bad English” could be gotten rid of and writers could more easily rate each others work according to the incestuous rating system in place, for no vote was taken. Helium™ advertises itself as the “face of the publishing revolution” where “great writing rises to the top,” and is “the first true meritocracy in the publishing industry.” It was touted in a March 1, 2007 New York Times podcast as a budding organizer of “citizen journalism,” “separating wheat from chaff, providing some hierarchy of value to the booming, buzzing confusion out there.” To that end it relies on the magic of “Web2.0 tools,” which turn out to be, when carefully examined, an incestuous writer-rating and -ranking system employing a traditional scalar consensual method that has little scientific merit except to create a “buzz” and provide a great deal of user-generated “content,” the overwhelming bulk of which is unpaid for – only participating writers are allowed to rate contributions to topics the corporate administrators and their minions believe will be of interest to real publishers, who are expected, in turn, to buy some of the content on the cheap, saving them the cost of hiring professional writers; a pittance of the fees paid, after Helium’s cut, will be remitted to the few lucky writers who make the grade by furiously rating other writers when submitting hundreds of articles. Eliminating bad English certainly will not change the fact that its rating system is virtually useless in terms of winnowing out quality writing, or, for that matter, the sort of writing that readers – who are not allowed to rate at Helium – may want to read.]

“Because you cannot access Helium, or will soon be blocked from access, we feel it is only fair to remove your content from the site. Full rights to the work revert to you. We recognize that the version of your work that exists on Helium may be your only copy, so we will not begin removing content for four weeks (in mid-July). (For an easy way to copy multi-page articles, click “Print article” in the Article Tools tab on your article page, then copy and paste that version to your computer.) If you have earned over the $25 minimum payout, we will be crediting your Paypal account.”

[Helium censors routinely delete articles posted by writers because they feel those articles are not on the salable topics preconceived by staff, or because the article is considered too short or long, or politically incorrect if not otherwise offensive, and so on. The arbitrary and often ridiculous character of its censorship behavior is a cause of some amusement, annoyance, and discouragement among its writers. The writer will discover that, although his article is deleted from public view, it still remains on the server as a Helium “property” file. But if the writer wants to delete her own article, she discovers she cannot do so, nor can she have her account closed down and her articles removed from public view, although she has not actually received a red cent for her work. If she feels that she has associated with a bad company, she cannot withdraw her work and disassociate from the site. She is referred to an adhesion agreement, which can be changed any time, at the will of the corporation, a clickable “agreement” that supposedly commits her posted work to the site forever, by way of a perpetual license. And if she does not maintain activity at the site, she may never be paid anything for the work she has posted. When she claims that she thought the staff had discretion to delete postings for her, or claims that she did not read the User Agreement every time she posted to make sure she understood and recorded every change in that “agreement”, and when she points out that she is able to remove her work at the half-dozen other sites where she posts articles, she is informed that no exceptions are made, that no work may be deleted at the author’s request, and that this policy is a norm for the industry. In other words, Helium can delete work for any reason whatsoever, but the providers of that work can never do so. Helium’s arbitrary deletion policy and its unconscionable adhesion contract has alienated many writers, who are spreading the word: “Stay away from Helium. It is a mediocre company run by mean people.” If you wish to be a Helium Head and believe that your work has value worth enduring, be sure to back up copies of your articles somewhere else in the “computing cloud” as well as on CDs. Also print out a copy with good ink on good paper for long term preservation. Many Internet publishing sites have failed; Helium.com will probably fail in a year or two unless it changes its way; the Internet itself is not an entirely safe place to store material; CDs will become obsolete and may be unreadable in the distant future.]

“Readers from around the globe are welcome to enjoy Helium's articles. In the future, we hope to be able to offer a full experience of Helium that works well for everyone. Thank you for your understanding, Team Helium.”

[The conclusion penned by Helium’s PR writer is utterly absurd and hypocritical in the context of what Helium has previously stated.]









Sunday, May 31, 2009

The Helium.com Interview with John Rozen








“Mr. Rozen, I cannot understand why Helium.com is stealing my work if the company thinks it is only worth a dollar. I mean the last time I looked, before my account was cancelled and my articles seized by your company, your accounting department stated they were only worth around $1.15 after a year or so. And I would never even be paid that since you don’t make payments of any total less than twenty-five dollars. It just doesn’t make sense to me why you would go to the trouble to alienate me, even to make me Helium’s worst enemy, over a measly dollar. What Helium is doing is really insulting even if it isn’t criminal. There is a lot of bad publicity out there, in the anti-Helium blogs, because of these systematic petty thefts, other writers who say they have had dozens of articles if not hundreds evaluated by Helium at even less than a dollar and then stolen. It’s not so much the small amount of money, which implies that Helium believes most of the work it publishes is so worthless that it should not be paid for, as the indignity of having one’s work displayed against one’s will. I just don’t understand, sir, why Helium….”

“If you would stop talking for a minute, I would answer your question,” Mr. Rozen interjected.

“Okay, then, excuse me, go ahead.”

“We have to make up-front payments, so we cannot remove the posted content. We have a non-exclusive right to keep the work. If you had sold an article to a magazine or a newspaper, a copy would be in the issue forever.”

“That’s different. The publication would be buried in archives, not instantaneously accessed like on the Net, and the publishers charge for back issues, and writers are in fact paid up front. I would have no objection to your keeping my articles if you had paid me at least $200 for each one of them – top writers get a lot more. So what do you mean by up-front payments? I thought the Helium rating system determined who would be paid and how much, after and not before articles are posted, and that publishers could arrange to buy copies of articles directly from writers to post in their publications, Helium taking a cut. Helium has not paid me a single penny either up-front or after the fact. So why won’t it remove my work from the site? Because you are raking in advertising money?”

“We make very little money on advertising. I mean we are paying up front for the infrastructure. This is a writing site, not a reading site. And writers rate the articles, not external readers. What we are building here is a platform for eventually generating revenue from publishers. We just made a bulk sale of content for $20,000 the other day.”

“How much did the writers get?” I asked.

“Well, that varied, some got $5….”

My attention wandered from that paltry five bucks to the thought that Helium might be making handsome advance payments to favored writers, despite all the Helium rhetoric about the fairness of its rating system. Helium literature discloses that John Rozen, who is Helium’s current Vice President of Operations, was a global network server manager and builder for fifteen years, and is now responsible for Helium’s infrastructure. The infrastructure expense of a company would normally be for its underlying organization or platform for doing business. The superstructure would be the going business erected on that foundation. It occurred to me that Helium did not have enough capital to pay out anything less than $20 to the thousands or so content contributors whom its CEO, Mark Ranalli, contemptuously said should not even own a computer: "Of the first 100,000 contributors, thousands of them should have their computers removed.” (i)

The commercial preachers of Internet democracy really have little respect for democracy in itself, I mused – its just a sacred cow to be milked for profit. The fabulous freedom, openness and collective intelligence of the much-hyped Web2 is illusory – Web2 is a new way of thinking about is business as usual, but it is not really a new way of being: Its bottom is not pretty.

“How beautiful buzzards are when lifted aloft by high-flown helium, yet they are oh so ugly on the ground, when gorging on carcass!” I exclaimed to myself, and then remembered an image of a man’s best friend feeding on his dead master. At that point I was tempted to hang up on Mr. Rozen and write a poem about Helium™.

The bulk of the superstructure appearing in virtual space, or its content, is literally trash, but in terms of raw content, trash may be a gold mine for the masses inclined to dig into it, so the deeper the pile, the greater the buzzing around that content dump, the better. The site operators certainly would not be expected to actually pay for rubbish, trash, and garbage coming from people who should, according to anyone with so-called good taste, like Mr. Ranalli, have their computers removed if it were not for the energy they generate.

AOL’s plan for its MediaGLow unit, which encompasses more than 70 content sites, is business as usual: “Many of MediaGlow’s most recent content hits (share) a common online business model: Hire a few low-cost bloggers and stroke traffic by having them fling torrents of posts, links, and photo galleries at the Web. But a raft of recent hires of well-known writers, especially at AOL’s sports site FanHouse, shows the company is willing to pay for established talent.” (ii). Helium’s Kristina Knight advertisement for the Helium partnership with Hearst stated: “For any content website the key to more readers and to readers remaining on-site is the addition of more content.” Peter Newton, Helium’s Vice President of Business Development, in his discussion of the Hearst deal stated, “For any content website the key to more readers and to readers remaining on-site is the addition of more content.” Of course the key words are “cheap” and “free” for the bulk of “consumer-rich” content. Vanity alone is motive enough for hundreds of thousands of would-be writers; why not exploit their wish for recognition, and make webslaves of them? Instead of farming out the production of content to development countries, Hearst would outsource the production of consumer-rich content to developing sites like Helium. But readers could go directly to Helium for the same content and get it free, and a single website developer at Hearst could get all the free content it wanted.

As far as I am concerned “up front payment” no matter how much or little it is, means advance payment to moi. Mr. Rozen did not explain why I did not receive an upfront payment from Helium into my bank account, even though I was a star writer. A Helium press released had announced: “Helium announced upfront payments for all new articles being written by starred writers on Helium.com. This change to Helium's Terms of Service is a move to reward the site's highest quality writers and to promote quality content at Helium.com.”Helium’s Community Development Manager, Barbara Whitlock, spread the word in a blog critical of Helium’s censorship, refusal to delete articles although it deletes accurate articles about it: “Recently we began upfront payments for informative, non-exclusive articles plus improved ad revenue share….” (iii)

I concluded that Helium was probably paying off favored writers for “quality” writing, and that its many statements about how much writers were making could not be believed until it produced its financial records and other documents appertaining to earnings and method of payment. As we have seen from the Helium press release, its Terms of Service had been changed to reflect the new payment system, which seems to contradict its rating scheme. The TOS are included in the Users Agreement, which very few people read before posting articles at Helium. And to keep up with all the changes, those writers who post, say, 150 articles would have to read it 150 times to make sure of its “living” terms, to trans-load a time- and date-stamped copy into an electronic archive, and to relate the changes in the scheme to their income if any. In Catheryn Elaine Harris et al vs Blockbuster (Case No. 3:09-cv-217-m), the U.S. District Court for the Northern District of Texas has already held that a perpetually changing contract, where the parties have not reviewed and signed each change, is invalid. And generally speaking, one-sided, nonnegotiable “adhesion” contracts, which hardly anyone reads because they expect fair dealing including due consideration, are frowned upon by the judiciary. In fact, a check of an Internet archive by anti-Helium journalist Steven Hart revealed that the TOS term regarding the deletion of articles had been changed. (iv)

“Mr. Rozen, your adhesion contract is invalid. In my opinion, Helium’s officers know very well that. Helium™ is simply a scheme to exploit the community for content, and its refusal to delete or remove content at its creator’s request is copyright infringement and perhaps a violation of the federal computer crimes statutes.”

“As I said, we have very little advertising revenue.”

“Well, I am in the process of contacting all those advertisers who have ads placed on my articles, to let them know exactly what I think about Helium’s refusal to remove them. I still cannot understand why Helium would refuse to remove them after evaluating them at slightly more than a dollar. I can display my work on hundreds of sites for nothing, and delete it at will. I’ve received no consideration from Helium, and my work is obviously not considered of high enough quality for up-front payment, even though your community development director named me as her favorite writer, and if Helium does think my work is so valuable, then it anticipated its breach of whatever agreement it had in mind, so there is no valid contract, there is fraud….”

“The contract is valid,” Mr. Rozen peremptorily proclaimed, in the authoritative tone of a chief justice.

“Mr. Rozen, I don’t think so. That has not been adjudicated. But I must inform you that, to begin with, I had politely asked that my work be removed from your site because I no longer wanted to have my name associated with Helium™. I would have gone my way without a word more if my wish had been honored.”

As a matter of fact, I was treated by the officers of the Helium imperium as if I were some sort of plebe at the Naval Academy, and my indignation was righteous.

“I really don’t want to argue with you,” I continued, but there is a very serious self-contradiction in your denial to writers of the Power to Delete. Helium itself has deleted some of my best work because of the prejudices of the censors, yet it keeps the deleted articles on its server and claims the right to display them later. Indeed, it was the absurd editorial policies and inept so-called channelers and stewards that annoyed me to begin with and made me aware of the mediocrity of the enterprise. After my account was cancelled at my request, yet my articles were not removed, I signed up twice again and posted copies of my exchanges with Helium’s community development manager under several titles in Helium’s Business Ethics category.”

The email exchanges certainly were not an invasion of Ms. Whitlock’s privacy, as they revealed nothing more than what she had publicly stated in external blogs, and the email cast her in a good light, revealed how surprised I was to find out that I could not delete my articles or have her delete them, and indicated that she had no power to change the bad policy.

“What you did was criminal and we will have you arrested,” Mr. Rozen, having lost his corporate cool, stated angrily.

“Well, then, at least I won’t have to come to Massachusetts and appear in a Boston court, to testify about Helium’s unconscionable terms, as per your adhesion Terms of Service.”

“Don’t worry, it will be in federal court! And it will be expensive.”

Well, accusing people of crimes works both ways, and I may have arrived at a Mexican standoff with Helium outside the virtual courthouse on this issue. It was my belief that Helium, in employing misleading representations and an adhesion contract to obtain and keep and display articles on its site against the will of their creators, was a form of thievery, and I was not afraid to say so. Whether or not Helium Exchange Inc. is technically in violation of U.S. Code §1343 – Fraud by wire, radio, or television, or §506 – Criminal infringement of a copyright – remains to be determined by competent authority, and there may never be a determination since a prosecutor might not give such a case the slightest consideration. Neither would she be inclined to prosecute me for criminal trespass under §1030 – Fraud and related activity in connection with computers – knowing that I had not been barred from the site, a site that unnecessarily leaves the barn door open for anyone to gain access at any time, and knowing that my so-called unacceptable use of the site’s system as a “citizen journalist” was limited to a journalist’s protest, in its business ethics category, against its own unacceptable behavior. My “fraud”, if it were a fraud, would be limited to the value of the mere use of the system, which was free to all comers, a use that has no value at all, much less than the “more than $5,000 in any 1-year period” set forth in §1030.

In any case, Mr. Rozen, who seemed to be a gentleman and democrat at first, had adopted an intimidating, top-down transactional tone, that of Parent-Child. Woe to the child who points out to its parent the self-contradictory or hypocritical behavior of the parent. But I was not about to submit to his domineering demeanor.

“No, it will not be expensive. You don’t have the slightest idea of who I am. You put Newt Gingrich’s advertisement smack-dab on one of my brilliant essays [actually, I had submitted only what I considered to be my worst work at Helium, although I knew it would become valuable when I received the recognition I deserved]. I will pick up the phone and call Newt, and perhaps then you will understand who I am – or is it whom?”

“The User Agreement doesn’t allow people to sign up for more than one account, or to sign up again after being expelled.”[I didn’t know that, but I don’t think that the term is part of a federal criminal statute]. “I think you asked that your account be deleted?”

“Yes, but by ‘deletion’ I meant that my work be removed from the site altogether. I did not attempt to conceal my identity – I revealed it when I signed up again and posted the example of Helium ethics in the business ethics category. At one point I thought I had been excommunicated, but I had misunderstood the issue. Anyway, your deletion policy is contradictory.”

I knew that Helium has many ‘phantom’ observers and posters using fictitious names on its site, and several writers have indicated in blogs that Helium did not mind them posting the same article under numerous topics.

“Your conduct was criminal,” Mr. Rozen barked, “and we will have you arrested! Do not ever contact Helium again! Do not try to sign up again! Do email Barbara Whitlock or anyone else at Helium! Do not call us! Do not contact us again!”

I did not want my guerilla interview to end on a hostile note. I was more annoyed than angry with Helium. I believed that I might help change Helium for the better, perhaps add something of value to the enterprise, and by doing so negotiate a more favorable arrangement not only for writers but especially for my anarchic self, not withstanding the “take-it-or-leave-it” adhesion agreement. So I adopted a childish, wheedling tone.

“Oh, please, Mr. Rozen,” I pleaded hurtfully. “I didn’t mean to make you angry. You are such a gentleman, and I thought we could settle this as gentlemen, and that I could remain as a Helium writer. I have better things to do than to bother with some Internet site, but this site has raised capital and has many distinguished directors on its board. Helium is obviously on the leading edge of the transition in this business, and I want to be part of it. Please, sir, let’s be gentlemen about this.”

“All right,” he kindly responded. “I can arrange to have your account reinstated over the weekend. But you must promise not to engage in unacceptable behavior again.”

“Oh, thank you. I’ll be good. I won’t be a hassle. You know your Barbara Whitlock has said I’m her favorite writer. I’m thinking you might take a look at my work, give me a hand up with the publishers, a way around the rating system.”

“We have to stick with the rating system.”

“Do you believe that a really great writer could be elevated to the top of the business by the system.”

“No.”

“The rating system gives writers something to do,” I observed, “and creates a buzz. It reminds me of the hog farmer who gives his piglets broken bowling balls from the bowling alley in town to play with so they don’t bite each others ears and tails off. Academically speaking, nominal rating system’s like Helium’s is not scientific. It might be useful, but I believe in divine intervention, so to speak, of a hand reaching down from above to pick up talent intuitively.”

“We have to stay with our rating system. We are perfecting it little by little,” Mr. Rozen declared.

“But it will never get close to perfect. It is rating opinions to discover which ones are most popular, and doesn’t address the facts, or, at the very least, the quality of writing. I’ve been around many rating systems on writers’ sites – they are ridiculous. I gave some thought to the subject, and came up with a better idea for a funnel.”

“Oh?”

“Yes. I concluded that there is no truly "scientific" critical method as to quality, nor any one way to determine what will sell best even if it is "vulgar", but there are sociological aids that can be employed to make a better funnel, so to speak, than the constipated funnel being used by orthodox or mainstream publishers. I figured it would be a good idea to build a bigger and better funnel, utilizing a set of simple and usually valid critical techniques which could be easily taught to "focus groups" of reader/raters by means of pop-ups and online guides, etc. Your CEO has publicly declared that thousands of Helium contributors should not even own a computer, the quality of their writing is so bad – instead of insulting them, why not educate them? A few persons with professional critical experience and a knack for knowing what might sell well would make selections from those works sifted out by the trained reader/raters, and those works would be published. Funds could be raised from investors, subscriptions to the monthly book club selections could sold, and so on. Stars could be discovered, best-selling authors, in a sort of American Author competition. I tried to develop this concept with publishers ten years ago. Only one publisher’s representative would speak with me. He said my notion of an Internet-based funneling or screening process was generally a good one, but way ahead of its time, and publishers themselves might eventually employ it themselves, but would tend to drag their conservative feet because they fear for the bottom line and are reluctant to invest in something that might result in self-cannibalization.”

Mr. Rozen was a good listener, so I droned on:

“Cooperation is the way to go, but many temperamental creative artists do not seem to go for it. In forums, for instance, they tend to form cliques or vicious nose-to-tail circles that exclude others, and the process spins into a private club of backslappers who really do not appreciate serious criticism. So-called serious writers who set themselves up as helpers at various sites were not really competent critics, were not even acquainted with many of the orthodox principles of criticism worked out over the years, and worse, many of them buttered up friends and put down enemies as part of the community activities, trying to make a public impression on everyone. Hence I saw the need for a more informed and objective critical process behind the scenes, conducted by focus groups with rotating membership, "self-trained" in basic principles via drop down instructions in pertinent categories, Q&A, Mini Courses, and the like. Other data, of the quantitative sort such as traffic data, would be used in conjunction with the critical process. Those works sifted out of the mass would them be reviewed by an editorial panel, all but one of whose members would also rotate. One editor could "veto" one selection and replace it with his arbitrary choice, even if a piece of nonsense (might be a best seller). At first, two books would be published each month. And so on, the actual details to be discussed and worked out.”

I paused, but Mr. Rozen did not comment.

“You know I wrote an interview with the owner of a now-defunct net-centric business called BLOSM, which means “by the light of the silvery moon,” meaning he worked late nights as a bootstrap capitalist. His rating methodology was quite advanced. BLOSM was designed to take the reading and selection process off publishers. “Would you like to read it?” (v)

“Send it along, and I’ll read it over the weekend. I will have your account reinstated. It will take four days. Go to the site, enter your identification and ask for a password, and it will be sent along.”

“Thank you. It has been a pleasure.”

#

Shortly after my conversation with Mr. Rozen, I received a terse email from him that my account would be reactivated providing that I admit I had wrongfully accessed the site; to which I responded:

"Thank you very much, John. I was pleased to converse with you, and found you to be quite a gentleman. I am eager to move forward constructively without a admission or denial of wrongdoing on anyone's part. By the way, you may be interested in the constructive suggestion in this little unedited 7-minute article I whipped out with our conversation in mind: An "adhesion" contract is basically a one-sided, so-called contract that the other side will supposedly adhere to because there is no alternative. Most adhesion contracts are so one-sided as to also be "unconscionable.” People rarely read the documents before they click their so-called acceptance…. If someone did read the terms and took them seriously, as enforceable, s/he probably would not want to sign…. When something goes wrong and the writer wants to leave the so-called community, there is, for example, the clause preventing the writer from having his or her work removed from the writers’ site. If writers (often insultingly called "content providers") took a look at the "User Agreements" on Internet sites, they would not click on the "I agree", not if they have something at risk. Now if Helium were really a "community" or “cooperative” venture, members acquainted with the above issue should want to get rid of the most offensive terms, so as not to alienate writers who could cause the community a great deal of trouble over what they believe is an injustice, or, for the sake of the community's integrity, make sure that everyone does in fact read and agree to the terms, in writing, and the parties to the agreement are really known to each other and not fake identities. The way to do that would be for the community to proceed as usual but to send out to a real address via snail mail the Agreement to the user for him or her to sign and return within 30 days or have their trial account terminated. Some good and valuable consideration might then be paid, say $5, to each writer upon receipt by Helium of the signed document. Additionally, the site might display the awful licensing clause above the PUBLISH button, in a striking font, as a sort of "caveat", instead of couching the term in a long text that hardly anyone, especially the naive, reads. The statement as to deletion should appear both at the beginning and end of that clause in bold font, and the language of that sentence should make it clear that under no circumstances will any material accepted by the publisher be deleted at the request of its creator.”

Mr. Rozen did not respond. I followed up my email with a suggestion that we discuss the Helium adhesion contract and that I write up an interview of that discussion with him for publication on the Helium site, whether I was a member or not.

Mr. Rozen did not respond. However, another publisher, who became aware of my concern with Helium’s terms of service informed me that she had visited Helium.com and was unable to find any ‘Writers Agreement’, but she had found the ‘Users Agreement” and found it to be a “disgrace.” She also discovered that Helium had in fact submitted the issue as a topic to its writers, where the issue was settled internally – only Helium writers can comment and rate – to the effect that anyone who does not read the so-called agreement and complains when they are surprised by its terms is obviously wrong.

Due Mr. Rozen’s unwillingness to reinstate me without my admission to what he claimed was a federal crime, and due to his unresponsiveness to my suggestions, in fine, to his utter silence, I arrived at the tentative proposition that Helium™ would change forms only under extreme conditions of pressure and temperature, and that, despite all the rhetoric about the “freedom, openness and intelligence” of “Web2.0”, about the hands-off rating efficacy of Web2.0 tools, about “citizen journalists” and the “wisdom of crowds”, that Helium is not free, is not open, and is not of superior intelligence at all. But inert Helium™ or its successor, say volatile Hydrogen™, could be all of that – at least Hydrogen™ would provide the energy that diverse and independence freelances like myself (HE™) treasure.


Notes:

(i)
New York Times, Mar 1, 2007… ‘Writers struggling to find a publisher are taking the high-tech, grass-roots approach’

www.nytimes.com/2007/03/01/books/01podb.html: …citizen journalism (is) separating wheat from chaff, providing some hierarchy of value to the booming, buzzing confusion…Helium's answer to that is to throw a set of WEB 2.0 tools against the problem.… more importantly, a way of thinking -- that should have a lot of resonance with those news sites trying to figure out how to engage and to apply quality-centric standards to non-staff written content…. “Of the first 100,000 [contributors], thousands of them should have their computers removed,’ acknowledges the ceo…. Create a local meritocratic community of community writers. Let the writers rate each other, let the best rise to the top, and harvest it for online.”

(ii)
AOL’s Plan: Content, Content, Content, May 4, 2009, Businessweek

(iii)
http://blogcritics.org/scitech/article/heliumcom-censors-content-deletes-accurate-articles/comments-page-2/#comments 26 - Barbara Whitlock

(iv)
Antihelium’s blog: http://antihelium.wordpress.com/category/heliumcom

(v)
http://funnelpublishing.blogspot.com/2004/12/blosm-brought-authors-and-publishers.html.

Helium staff rejected the article. The censor said Helium does not publish interviews because there is no structure for competing interview: “From Helium Content to David Arthur Walters, Thu, Nov 29, 2007 at 1:00 PM Re Your Title: Media: Internet: Ezines: BLOSM. Failed professional writer's site was promising Hi David Arthur Walters “Helium.com is sending this email to inform you that your submission was declined because we don't have the structure in place to deal with interviews--other members typically would not be able to write competing interviews about the same person or event.”

When I objected strenuously to Barbara Whitlock, Helium published ‘BLOSM.’ So Helium does in fact publish interviews; for instance: “The solution to freelancers? Posted by Lauren Drablier on November 19, 2008: Peter Newton, the VP of business development at Helium.com… has worked at Monster.com and The Boston Globe where he was the vice president of advertising… PN: “Helium represents the first true meritocracy in the publishing industry…We don't select writers ….After a writer submits an article, he/she is presented with two anonymous articles in the same topic area to rate in an "A versus B" comparison. Through the wisdom of the crowds, the best articles rise to the top….”

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Captain Blight's Skum Skow - based on a true story





Captain W.W.W. Blight arose with a startle one Tuesday morning when his beloved barge, The Skum Skow, suddenly listed and threw him out of the filthy bunk where he'd been sleeping in his grimy long johns - he usually slept with his face in his sweaty armpit, which he licked with great pleasure when he had sweet dreams of long lost love.


"Cap'n Blight! What's that?" he heard Billy Barnakle, his First Mate, yell, from somewhere starboard, he thought, but the Captain couldn't really say for sure, because, you see, he couldn't remember which side or end was starboard or windward, although he often thought about "starboard" and "windward" and also "fore" and "aft" when he wasn't thinking about the "head", which he referred to as his "poop deck." It certain was a poop deck, and the stench was overbearing, quite disgraceful considering the fact that the captain was a plumber by trade - his license was suspended in five states due to his defective handiwork.


"Ahoy, Billy!" Captain Blight clammered to his feet and called out as the barge arighted itself, "Avast ye, mate, have ye no fear, this old square-bottom is made to last!"


Captain Blight felt pleased with his turn of phrase, but grimaced when he saw his computer had crashed to the cabin floor during the night, taking the monitor with it. Billy Barnakle came down the stairs into the cabin.


"Man, it stinks real bad in here!" Billy complained, "What you been eat'n?"


Billy had come on board The Skum Skow as First Mate after quitting his job as dishwasher over at Bittenbyme. He had a truck, so he brought practically the whole Barnakle crew - cranks all - with him after they had been banished for swearing like sailors - one Barnakle had even peckered his profile.


"Blimey! The server's shot!" Captain Blight began cursing profusely after repeating his favorite scatalogical term three times.


"Hey, Cap'n, no sweat, John MacLeech has one stowed away."


"You fool!" exclaimed Blight. "I am MacLeech!"


"Oh, right, I forgot, Cap'n. Congratulations on winning the writer's contest." - Captain Blight had several fictitious entities on site, so he could award them the top writing contest prizes.


"Thanks."


"You got a back up server stowed away, right?"


"I had to give it back to the homeless shelter."


"They actually called the cops?"


"Yeah. Now how am I gonna work on Slimelife.mag? I got some backing up to do today, dang it, so I can throw the writers overboard and grab their stuff. I ain't gettin paid until Friday. What to do, what to do?"


"Ahoy, I've got it!" Billy ejaculated, and excitedly scratched his rear end, "just ask the Full Crew for money, say $30 each, for high ratings - that'll cover it."


"Hey, great idea! Ahoy! But I'll have to get lots more than that from the members, mate, cuz many of them are really me." The Captain suddenly thought of Jen, his main source of funds, then his heart sagged after he remembered their quarrel over the pedophilia charges against him. "Oh, oh, I won't be gettin' nothing from Jen."


"Oh, yeah, Cap'n, guess that source's dried up. " Billy noticed the decaying sandwich on one end of the captain's bunk, and thought he was going to puke. "Excuse me, I gotta get some fresh air.


"Don't worry, Billy, I'll figure something out. I'm not captain for nothing. I swear on Davy Jones' locker, I'll get Slimelife.mag up and running before the week is out."


To Be Continued


Saturday, May 23, 2009

Written- By-Me In Memoriam





I fondly remember the good old days when WBM writers were involuntarily organized into metallic feudal orders, allegedly to reflect the quality of their writing. Whereafter divisive critics arose from the baser ranks to express the commonplace objections. Of course the insubordinate members wanted to be of the highest ranking - they wanted to be Gold Members, aka Golden Lords. A certain Dumb Duck went so far as to post his criticism of WBM policy at another thriving site, to the effect that only "abusers" at WBM had been appointed Gold Members "because of their abuse." Yet none of the nouveau aristocrats had had the slightest say in the matter, nor were they notorious abusers.


One fractious faction, reportedly prompted by a dissident who was banned by the WBM staff for exhibiting a photo his pecker on his profile page, abandoned WBM altogether. They went to graze on the slime accumulating on a devious hulk captained by Bob - it had lost its mooring at Themestream.com some time before and had ran aground on a Florida sand bar. A few defectors became firmly encrusted as barnacles there because they could not take their beloved work with them if they jumped ship - if they complained about the policy and deleted their work, they were barred from the site and their work was restored from backup. Ironically, those who remained were governed by the very epitome of the so-called "fascist" policies they had objected to at WBM - they loved Captain Bob's site and joined in the abuse of anyone who protested. And even worse, now they had to pay to be highly ranked writers at the new site. Furthermore, their Editor-in-Chief awarded his own virtual identities with prizes for excellent writing!


But back to the ranch at WBM: of course the Golden Lords who were awarded the gold by the WBM staff were loyal to the noble cause of mounting quality of writing at WBM - none defected that I know of. And most of the Silver and Bronze members remained and behaved in the honorable and loyal manner befitting to their relative positions. And the Commoners or Newbies gradually worked their way up to the first rung. However, a raucous rabble preponderated in the WBM forum - no Newbies allowed - many Newbies were formerly banned members who rejoined with new handles. The forum chambers frequently resembled a dungeon of vipers who believed they were dragons. It was dominated by four brazen hussies known as the Gang of Four even when they were at each other's throats too.


When the forum clouds over the new orders dissipated, the dragons were obviously crickets. Golden Lord Lap0530 compared the croaking crickets with crotchety crabs in an open bucket who, instead of crawling out of same, prefer to exercise their pincers on each other to the end that each may be equal instead of inferior to their superiors. Notwithstanding the anti-social socialist theories young Sir Conspiracy learned at a prestigious British university, a democracy of equality tends to boil all differences down to dinner for the new aristocracy - if the old one is overthrown. Anarchy per se is chaos or nothing; people are equal only before they are born and after they die.


There was much truth in Lord Lap0530's crab-bucket analogy. Nevertheless, as a fan of the French Revolution who is personally related to both sides of the question and who does not eat crab, I protested his figurative speech. After all, he offered no solution and he seemed to be a crab himself, albeit a more sophisticated and lucid one - no doubt inherited qualities. But I, Golden Lord Walters, was constructive: I recommended that the squabbling riffraff take up bowling instead of incessant crabbing.


My proactive suggestion was based on a farmer's solution to the damage his piglets were doing to each other in their nursery pens - biting each others tails and ears off, and worse. He went to the bowling alley, got some broken bowling balls, and put the balls in the pens for the pigs to play with - the problem was solved. Well, why not give the crabbish cliques at the WBM forum a new bowling ball? Their feelings would not be hurt so often; they would believe they are getting something done together. At least they would enjoy playing around. And of course they would be fattened up rather nicely and maybe even discovered by the media aristocracy.


The Bowling Ball I recommended to keep members preoccupied and entertained with was an exceptional rating system, a heuristic method whereby raters could train themselves to focus on standard critical criteria instead of personal likes and dislikes. Instead of putting each other down in comments and in the forum because of jealousy or for no reason at all except for the hell of it, writers would have an effective device to not only raise truly worthy authors to lordly status, but would at the same time learn how to employ the best standards to their own scribblings. I viewed this device as a better funnel or a net which would use free labor to lift up excellent writers, buried in the lower depths under the mountains of garbage erected by the Most Popular trash kings who cater to vulgar taste. Thus would all boats would be lifted, ala Ortega y Gasset.


Of course the positive aspects of my suggestion were ignored by all except Lord Lap0530. He, a gentleman and a scholar, was very helpful and encouraging. Oh, there were numerous nasty ad hominem remarks made by others simply because I was a Golden Lord, but never mind the impertinences.


Soon thereafter, I figured WBM was doomed as a writing site but not as a community. Mind you that, prior to the establishment of the metallic orders, I had not visited the forums nor had I given anyone less than a perfect rating - only a fool tries to rate or criticise fairly on such sites. But I felt I had a duty as a Golden Lord to participate; hence I visited the WBM forums. Other than one glorious thread soon deleted by the staff because it was hampering the server, the WBM forum was initially the most disappointing experience of my life. I became convinced the community had no future either in the virtual or the real world. I threw some mud back. Sullied, I visited the site less frequently until the decision was made to fold the site, at which point I engaged in raunchy misbehavior in the forums and had a great deal of fun in the process. In retrospect, it is true: I was stuck up.


There is nothing left of WBM except fond memories of the golden days there, especially of the days when I was a Certified GO(l)D Member, fell from grace, and became a forum jerk. Now, as I approach real Equality, I grow fond even of the bad times, of the abuse I was subjected to just because I was a Golden Lord. I am comforted by the knowledge that I was universally despised by the forum clique, and I have no hard feelings whatsoever.


What the hell, nothing is perfect anyway - that is why I worship Nothing. Okay, then, Now I will return to my opus, The World is a Bowling Ball.



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Thursday, May 7, 2009

TOPICAL HELIUM





I had several topics in mind when I called the Andover, Massachusetts office of Helium Exchange Inc, owner and operator of Helium.com, a “community of knowledge” purportedly created by “citizen journalists”, and spoke with John Rozen, its Vice President of Operations, to complain about what I believed to be Helium’s massive exploitation of writers, and the probability that it was engaging in copyright infringement, maybe in violation of the spirit of the federal computer crimes statutes. I made the call with a constructive attitude: My objective was not to destroy, but to change Helium™ - I soon discovered that, like the element its trademark suggests, one can get nothing liquid or solid out of Helium™ except under extreme temperatures and pressures.

The presumably almighty cornerstone of the Helium™ approach is the Topic. Its “community of knowledge” is ruled by competitive or dialectical discussion of particular topics dictated by editorial policy. The fashion of the arguments is also governed by management. The “community” of writers, to obtain status, must not only write but must also rate one another’s written opinions on such topics as "Is the New Contraceptive Pill That Stops Menstruation Healthy for Women." [i]

The Helium™ brand of truth must be established by a popular opinion contest among presumably the most sophisticated opinionators or sophists, who, in this instance, may be males that have had no medical education nor must they have any experience menstruating whatsoever. Notwithstanding the issue of whether or not the propositions put forward truly correspond to reality, the critic should know that Helium™ truth is not fabricated democratically. The system itself is not even democratic-republican or a democracy led by elected representatives, but is rather an imperial schemata imposed by corporatist dictators. The incestuous rating progeny of writer/raters may not survive for long without the incorporation or cooptation of outside insemination of seminal material.

Peter Newton, Helium’s Vice President of Business Development, said, “Helium represents the first true meritocracy in the publishing industry. Helium welcomes anyone and everyone to join its community of writers. We don't select writers; they naturally come to the site and write to areas in which they have an interest (in many cases, a passion) in sharing their knowledge or opinion… After a writer submits an article, he/she is presented with two anonymous articles in the same topic area to rate in an "A versus B" comparison. Through the wisdom of the crowds, the best articles rise to the top, resulting in a rank-ordered list for every topic. The end result is that the best writers are promoted, recognized and rewarded for their work.”

We can appreciate Mr. Newton’s need to resort to often spurious rhetoric to promote his topic, but we have to smirk at “the wisdom of crowds” – knowing that two-thirds of any crowd will tend to agree with anything said by perceived authorities whether it is true or false, moral or immoral, beautiful or ugly. As we used to say: GIGO – Garbage In, Garbage Out.

To give another example of the Helium™ topical approach, if the subject is real estate, the writer needs to know next to nothing about real estate, at least according to Helium’s oft-quoted Senior Steward, Rex Trulove: "It is surprisingly easy to write about real estate if a person lives in a town or knows someone who does. Not a lot of research is required.” All the real estate researcher needs to do is call that someone, perhaps a single friendly realtor.[ii] This constructivist knowledge will be passed on to the public as knowledge or reality by Helium’s publisher-partners such as Hearst, which recently signed an agreement with Helium.

The word, topic, so beloved by the Helium organization, is derived from topos (place). The term used to refer not only to place or locality but to rhetorical argument. Aristotle authored an early work entitled Topics. This random sampling of the work will give the reader an idea of what the book is about:

“Our treatise proposes to find a line of inquiry whereby we shall be able to reason from opinions that are generally accepted about every problem propounded to us, and also shall ourselves, when standing up to an argument, avoid saying anything that will obstruct us…. We must say for how many and for what purposes the treatise is useful. They are three-intellectual training, casual encounters, and the philosophical sciences. That it is useful as a training is obvious on the face of it. The possession of a plan of inquiry will enable us more easily to argue about the subject proposed…. The question which is the more desirable, or the better, of two or more things, should be examined upon the following lines: only first of all it must be clearly laid down that the inquiry we are making concerns not things that are widely divergent and that exhibit great differences from one another (for nobody raises any doubt whether happiness or wealth is more desirable), but things that are nearly related and about which we commonly discuss for which of the two we ought rather to vote, because we do not see any advantage on either side as compared with the other. Clearly, in such cases if we can show a single advantage, or more than one, our judgment will record our assent that whichever side happens to have the advantage is the more desirable…. The discussion of Definitions falls into five parts. For you have to show either (1) that it is not true at all to apply the expression as well to that to which the term is applied (for the definition of Man ought to be true of every man); or (2) that though the object has a genus, he has failed to put the object defined into the genus, or to put it into the appropriate genus (for the framer of a definition should first place the object in its genus, and then append its differences: for of all the elements of the definition the genus is usually supposed to be the principal mark of the essence of what is defined): or (3) that the expression is not peculiar to the object (for, as we said above as well, a definition ought to be peculiar): or else (4) see if, though he has observed all the aforesaid cautions, he has yet failed to define the object, that is, to express its essence. (5) It remains, apart from the foregoing, to see if he has defined it, but defined it incorrectly…. Next there falls to be discussed the problems of arrangement and method in pitting questions. Any one who intends to frame questions must, first of all, select the ground from which he should make his attack; secondly, he must frame them and arrange them one by one to himself; thirdly and lastly, he must proceed actually to put them to the other party. Now so far as the selection of his ground is concerned the problem is one alike for the philosopher and the dialectician; but how to go on to arrange his points and frame his questions concerns the dialectician only: for in every problem of that kind a reference to another party is involved. Not so with the philosopher, and the man who is investigating by himself: the premises of his reasoning, although true and familiar, may be refused by the answerer because they lie too near the original statement and so he foresees what will follow if he grants them: but for this the philosopher does not care. Nay, he may possibly be even anxious to secure axioms as familiar and as near to the question in hand as possible: for these are the bases on which scientific reasonings are built up.”[iii]

In his editorial Introduction to Aristotle – Selections (1927), W.D. Ross, then Provost of Oriel College and University Lecturer in Philosophy at University of Oxford, stated:

“The Topics, of which the whole central part (Books II-VII) moves almost entirely within the Platonic circle of ideas, and betrays no knowledge of the syllogism…. The bulk of the Topics again is early. If you consider the vast part which dialectical discussion plays in the age of the sophists and in the pages of Plato, it would seem natural to expect that Aristotle’s thought would be drawn pretty early in the study of it. Further, the main part of the work constantly uses methods of argument and instances that were common form in the Academy. The doctrine of the syllogism, which (we must remember) is just as applicable to dialectical as to scientific reasoning, is entirely absent. The whole mode of thought strikes one as immature in comparison with the Analytics. And above all, once Aristotle had discovered how really to prove things, it is hard to believe that he would have devoted so much time to showing that it is possible to reason in an ingenious but essentially futile fashion about them.” (iii)

Writers are taught that writing must be about something or the other, and they are counseled to stay on topic and persuasively so. The so-called objective writer almost disappears in the chosen object. The technical and scientific writer may claim that his articles have nothing to do with him and his prejudices, and everything to do with the truth about the subject identified by his topic – several erudite philosophers have disagreed with that perspective, mainly because it is a perspective. Modern science proves propositions by experiments so that everyone interested in the subject can conduct and arrive at the very same empirical conclusion – even so, given human fallibility, there might be a very slight chance of error. A logical demonstration by way of rhetorical argument does not prove the truth of a proposition, or its correspondence to reality, though it may point out erroneous thinking. Logic is rather a method of persuasion.

I recall a reader who complained that a writer’s propositions must be a false because the author had used the personal pronoun ‘I’. I myself have written a great deal of “stuff” that was exciting to me but stuffy to many readers, mostly academic stuff, wherein I took care to not use any ‘I’s and to be as “objective” as I could be, to be as true to my chosen subject as possible. More often than not, the truer I was to a subject, particularly a non-scientific one, the less often I could arrive at the pointed propositions readers lacking a sense of ambiguity think every good writer should put forward – “What’s the point? Get to the point!” At least my stuff sounded true. Sometimes, when I am researching subjects on the Internet, I encounter a paragraph or two and think, “By god, this writer knows what he is talking about, what he is saying is true,” before I realize that I myself had authored the article several years ago, and had soon forgotten almost everything about the subject at hand.

My favorite writing is not about something in particular but about the about, and I have a roundabout way of going about it. One of the best avant-garde films I saw in Greenwich Village during my youth was “about” flies buzzing around a cow paddy, but it was really not about the manure and flies, it was about the personal expression of the filmmaker, his own truth. When art is for the sake of art, the matter referred to matters little. I am a free lance: I lance my topics out of thin air, sometimes because of their smell, and I like to title them myself, as briefly as possible – which is contrary to the imperial Helium™ policy. I am chiefly an essay writer whose sole teacher has been the greatest literature I could find by browsing in libraries –students of writing sometimes ask me how to write, but I always decline to answer, except to say that I don’t know how to write – I just write. An essai is an experiment. Once I begin, I go where my muse takes me. It is only after I have concluded an essay that I discover its topic – if there is none, well, the experiment has failed.

A brilliant author does not necessarily have to have topics chosen for him, or to construct one himself before the fact, or to explain to anyone what his method might be. Writing can be a way of being, or, if you will, a way of metaphysical constructivism that I call ‘Ising.’ In one of his seminal essay, ‘Thinking and Being, or the Heavenly Twins’, Jose Ortega y Gasset avers that “Philosophy is a certain idea about Being. A philosophy that breaks new ground brings forth a new idea of Being… a way of thinking radically different from those previously known…. One philosophy differs from another not so much, or primarily, for what it says to us about Being as by its way of saying it, by its intellectual language”; that is to say, by its way of thinking…. It is not important whether or not a philosophy explains the method by which it operates…. When we study their dogmas, we discover easily enough in what their method consists…. It is a bad thing if…we fail to see clearly…its way of thinking.”

Helium’s Peter Newton also said, “There will always be a need for professional journalists, especially in covering breaking news or conducting investigative journalism, and Helium is definitely not out to undermine established journalists or copywriters.” If the rhetoric hawked by Helium Exchange Inc is primarily inexpert insights into subjects, and dialectical arguments on pre-selected topics, and not fact-based news, the writer-critics should be more interested in the sophistication or persuasive quality of their rhetoric than in rating their agreement or disagreement on whether or not a certain contraceptive pill that stops menstruation is healthy, or whether whatever a friendly realtor says about the future of real estate in his area is true or not. Perhaps Helium’s writers’ guidelines should require the reading and criticism of Socrates’ and Plato’s dialogues as well as Aristotle’s before being qualified to take a position on other topics. Going further, since astute critics may say those dialogues are immature, the writer should take up the classical trivium, grammar, rhetoric, and logic: once the trivium is mastered, the writer will most likely abandon his $1-a-year job at Helium.com and take his position near the top of the social hierarchy, somewhat above scientists and technicians, the topos where persuasive lawyers and politicians preside – but even they do not rule the world, but are, despite many freelancing exceptions, powerful lackeys to those who do.

Sometimes my experimental essays fail dismally because my intuition does not grasp the root principles under the superficial or topical layer. Every Helium Head should have some idea of what a principle is in case s/he encounters one. I think the principle of a line is the point. The primary meaning of principal is “origin, source, beginning.” Secondarily, the term means “fundamental truth, law or motive force.” Jose Ortega y Gasset, in ‘The Idea of Principle in Leibnitz’, says that scientific method is a calculated procedure relates data to a principle that “explains” them. Philosophy attempts to discover such principles, hence philosophers may be called “men of principles.” Gasset claims that the identifying characteristic of a principle is “being found before another.” “The essential feature of a principle is, therefore, that something follows it.” “True propositions form an ordered whole…. The truth of one (proposition) follows the truth of another. That is the principle of the truth of this, and this is the consequence of that…. The logical order appears to be made up of pairs of propositions, one of them being the principle of the other, which in turn is its consequence… Every logical proposition –except the first ones [“first principles”] –is at once a principle and a consequence…. ‘Truth’ has a double value and because of that becomes equivocal. Within the logical corpus every proposition is true because it has ‘reason’ or its ‘proof,’ which is another proposition….But at the end of the series we find ourselves with propositions – the ‘first principles –which are not in turn ‘consequences,’ which are not ‘proven,’ which do not have ‘reason.’”

So, when we examine our logical order with the essential principle of logic in mind, that one proposition follows another, we may discover that our reasoning is true to that principle, but if we track our conclusion back to the first premise embedded in it, we find that our argument has no foundation in reality and is therefore neither reasoned nor reasonable but is only true in itself or self-evident.

By now the readers I have left can see that I have a metaphysical disposition, and that I always prefer the subjective over the objective and am not afraid to say so – the Helium™ pretense to objectivity is offensive. That is not to say that my scrawlings do not reveal the general truth about the sub-jects thrown underfoot, objects such as Helium.com. A subjective writer who wants to display his talents by expressing his self might as well write “about” the rare gas, helium, for instance, which is actually the second most abundant element in the universe, as about hydrogen, the most abundant one. Now helium is odorless, but it happens that a certain company that uses the common noun as its trademark (Helium™) began to stink in my nostrils, and that smell as perceived presented to me an occasion for writing that is as good as any other, at least until distracted by something else, some other element of the great, seemingly discombobulated blob called reality – of course I do not have the wherewithal to claim that Reality-in-itself is not One..

Helium.com bills itself as “the face of the publishing revolution,” “a knowledge cooperative where our writers are also our editors who read and rate every article on the site,” a place where publishers may efficiently “get the content they need” and where writers can “contribute what they know to share with millions of readers” “who want a choice of viewpoints.” But as far as I was concerned, Helium.com was actually the reactionary rump of the publishing revolution, a site where the blind lead the blind around and around narrow topics selected by staff, therefore a place that progressive publishers and noteworthy writers should definitely avoid if they are in the market for the exchange of true knowledge, no matter badly it smells, instead of tasteless and colorless content. If lucre instead of truth were wanted, I knew that a few aspiring writers, who, following the example of camels, put their noses to rears and circled the Helium™ topics long enough, might make over $20, enough to actually get paid as per Helium™ policy, but they would in the process become a clique of shrill helium heads.

And that is why I (HE™) wanted to disassociate myself from Helium™. I had posted a few brilliant essays on site, and then grew disenchanted with the absurdity of Helium’s editorial policies, which had become an intolerable nuisance, and respectfully asked that my work be removed from the site, in which case I would have gladly gone my way with no hard feelings. But apparently the distinguished directors of the firm desire to make enemies of mighty pen-wielders in order to gain publicity for their frigid and relatively inert enterprise. Perhaps the dissidents will eventually incorporate Hydrogen™ and blow up in the directors’ super-cooled, counter-revolutionary corporate faces, citing the motto: Why be Number Two when you can be Number One?

I was informed by Helium officers that the copies of my work that I had posted at Helium had been seized and could be displayed there forever without certain consideration, all in accordance with Helium’s non-negotiable, unconscionable adhesion “agreement” laid down on its content contributors. The licensing agreement, which very few contributors had read, also apparently mandates that their contributions may be chopped up and altered into a form unrecognizable by the creators – the editors have even gone so far as to replace writers’ names with numbers! For example, former Helium Head Steve Hart’s name has been replaced with Name Withheld No. 9. Mr. Hart reportedly engaged in “unacceptable” behavior when the site refused to remove his work from the site. Apparently, since a “contribution” is a gift and not something a writer should be paid for, the honorable donor should not try to take it back if he received nothing in return. (iv)

As for inconsiderable consideration, my work, although praised by Barbara Whitlock, Helium’s considerate community development manager, was valued at a little over $1 by Helium’s rating system; but that is precisely the dollar that Helium never intends to pay to me nor does it intend to pay the illusory dollar to each of the hundreds of thousands contributors who stand outside of the inner rotating clique, the mere handful of claquers who worked the rating game for several hundred dollars over many months, posting perhaps 15 articles each per week and rating others works madly, without due consideration, to improve their own status. Not that I resent the success of hardworking conformists who compete according to the rigid rules mandated by an imperium. I am an elitist who believes that every game should have a few winners. Let the best man win the most; indeed, let him own the house. More power to the winners. But the Helium™ gamesters, when they quit the game (little did even the most skilled writers know they were gambling for the house to win), they do not have the sacred Power to Delete, nor do they have the power to criticize Helium™ policies without being downgraded or excommunicated for “inappropriate” or “unacceptable” behavior. Mind you that the protests thus far do not come anywhere near the definition of “unacceptable” offered by a member of the now-defunct Written-by-me.com site, who uploaded a picture of his pecker on his Profile page, with the subtitle, “(expletive deleted) WBM!” Nevertheless, that is how some former Helium Heads feel about Helium™ now that their balloons have been deflated. The scribes say that one becomes much closer to knowing YHWH once crushed as flat as matzo – the most standard adhesion contract of all was given by Moses, and its nonnegotiable terms must be subscribed and adhered to for one’s own good – at least that good is considerable; i.e. GOOD.




[i] Publishing - Podcasts - New York Times Mar 1, 2007 ... Writers struggling to find a publisher are taking the high-tech, grass-roots approach. www.nytimes.com/2007/03/01/books/01podb.html] 3/27/2009 8:16 AM http://accrispin.blogspot.com/2009/03/victoria-strauss-hearst-partners-with.html

[ii] 3/27/2009 8:16 AM http://accrispin.blogspot.com/2009/03/victoria-strauss-hearst-partners-with.html

[iii] http://classics.mit.edu/Aristotle/topics.1.i.html

[iv] Antihelium’s blog: http://antihelium.wordpress.com/category/heliumcom







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